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theamazingspiderman:

Webheads unite in 1 WEEK! The Amazing Spider-Man 2 swings into theaters May 2 with early shows on May 1! http://bit.ly/seeSpiderMan

vitalemontea:

I love how it took him a moment

thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back

peterfromtexas:

You have to let the fear go, Neo

peterfromtexas:

You have to let the fear go, Neo

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

tastefullyoffensive:

"Today’s lunch bag for my son." [eaudemoose]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Today’s lunch bag for my son." [eaudemoose]

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.

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au8:

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au8:

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15 Awesome Surprises To Hide Inside Easter Eggs
Wait Till You See Sneezy The Squirrel (And Her Adorable Outfits)
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11 Animals Being Total D*cks
The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time
27 Incredible Views You’d Only See If You Were A Bird (Until Now!)
What Cities Would Look Like Without Any Lights…WHOA
The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World
13 Hypnotizing GIFs That Show How Everyday Things Are Made
21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park
The Best Way To Pass Time On The Train
13 Amazing Photos of THINGS CUT IN HALF!
The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. #How Do I Life
This Is Why Photoshop Was Invented. Meet Benedict Cumbercats.
14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis
13 Awesome Acts Of Kindness That Might Make Your Day
12 Weirdly Awesome Things Inside This Guy’s Beard
20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats
Hand Drawn Art You Won’t Believe Is Real!
11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers
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africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock