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Apr 24

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Today’s lunch bag for my son." [eaudemoose]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Today’s lunch bag for my son." [eaudemoose]

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15 Awesome Surprises To Hide Inside Easter Eggs

Wait Till You See Sneezy The Squirrel (And Her Adorable Outfits)

20 Things You Didn’t Know Your Microwave Could Do Until Now

11 Animals Being Total D*cks

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time

27 Incredible Views You’d Only See If You Were A Bird (Until Now!)

What Cities Would Look Like Without Any Lights…WHOA

The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World

13 Hypnotizing GIFs That Show How Everyday Things Are Made

21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park

The Best Way To Pass Time On The Train

13 Amazing Photos of THINGS CUT IN HALF!

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. #How Do I Life

This Is Why Photoshop Was Invented. Meet Benedict Cumbercats.

14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis

13 Awesome Acts Of Kindness That Might Make Your Day

12 Weirdly Awesome Things Inside This Guy’s Beard

20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats

Hand Drawn Art You Won’t Believe Is Real!

11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers

14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses

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(via sorry)

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15 Awesome Surprises To Hide Inside Easter Eggs
Wait Till You See Sneezy The Squirrel (And Her Adorable Outfits)
20 Things You Didn’t Know Your Microwave Could Do Until Now
11 Animals Being Total D*cks
The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time
27 Incredible Views You’d Only See If You Were A Bird (Until Now!)
What Cities Would Look Like Without Any Lights…WHOA
The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World
13 Hypnotizing GIFs That Show How Everyday Things Are Made
21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park
The Best Way To Pass Time On The Train
13 Amazing Photos of THINGS CUT IN HALF!
The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. #How Do I Life
This Is Why Photoshop Was Invented. Meet Benedict Cumbercats.
14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis
13 Awesome Acts Of Kindness That Might Make Your Day
12 Weirdly Awesome Things Inside This Guy’s Beard
20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats
Hand Drawn Art You Won’t Believe Is Real!
11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers
14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses


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15 Awesome Surprises To Hide Inside Easter Eggs

Wait Till You See Sneezy The Squirrel (And Her Adorable Outfits)

20 Things You Didn’t Know Your Microwave Could Do Until Now

11 Animals Being Total D*cks

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time

27 Incredible Views You’d Only See If You Were A Bird (Until Now!)

What Cities Would Look Like Without Any Lights…WHOA

The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World

13 Hypnotizing GIFs That Show How Everyday Things Are Made

21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park

The Best Way To Pass Time On The Train

13 Amazing Photos of THINGS CUT IN HALF!

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. #How Do I Life

This Is Why Photoshop Was Invented. Meet Benedict Cumbercats.

14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis

13 Awesome Acts Of Kindness That Might Make Your Day

12 Weirdly Awesome Things Inside This Guy’s Beard

20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats

Hand Drawn Art You Won’t Believe Is Real!

11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers

14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses

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africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

(via ifonefallsdown)

anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

(Source: thegodlessatheist, via memewhore)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via blueshappyplace)

naturevalley:

Crater Lake is 1,943 feet deep - enough to hide 1.5 Empire State Buildings. #NationalParkWeek

naturevalley:

Crater Lake is 1,943 feet deep - enough to hide 1.5 Empire State Buildings. #NationalParkWeek

“In fairy tales, monsters exist to be a manifestation of something that we need to understand, not only a problem we need to overcome, but also they need to represent, much like angels represent the beautiful, pure, eternal side of the human spirit, monsters need to represent a more tangible, more mortal side of being human: aging, decay, darkness and so forth. And I believe that monsters originally, when we were cavemen and you know, sitting around a fire, we needed to explain the birth of the sun and the death of the moon and the phases of the moon and rain and thunder. And we invented creatures that made sense of the world: a serpent that ate the sun, a creature that ate the moon, a man in the moon living there, things like that. And as we became more and more sophisticated and created sort of a social structure, the real enigmas started not to be outside. The rain and the thunder were logical now. But the real enigmas became social. All those impulses that we were repressing: cannibalism, murder, these things needed an explanation. The sex drive, the need to hunt, the need to kill, these things then became personified in monsters. Werewolves, vampires, ogres, this and that. I feel that monsters are here in our world to help us understand it. They are an essential part of a fable.” — Guillermo Del Toro (via iwearthecheeseyo)

(via morninghype)

“I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; one third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.” — Bobby Henderson (via valeriejoyceyugo)

(via thedragoninmygarage)

Apr 23

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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msbblue:

msbblue:

ivysaw:

ivysaw:

I THINK MY MUM IS WATCHING PORN

never mind it’s game of thrones

I think my dad is watching Game of Thrones.

Never mind, he says it was porn.