then I said ‘and 300 years later the English improved it by taking the intestine out of the goat !!’
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Is it Bat-Pool or Dead-man?
Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
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with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn
OMG WHAT IS THIS
i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit
sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??
for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint
Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster
i had to move all the way to the other side of the room to see marilyn…does that mean i have really good eyes
I can’t see Einstein no matter what I do
Holy shit I see both at the same time lol
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Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
when u dress up for a date in the kim k game and he say u look ugly
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
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McDonalds - McDonaldland Action Series Glasses Store Display - 1970s by JasonLiebig on Flickr.
Another 1970’s in-store McDonalds item, this one housed the “Action Series” of McDonaldland glasses that were released in the 1970’s.